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i was bored and i found this on someone's blog. Daniel told me about it before but his wasnt complete. i guess this is the complete version. it is pretty funny. (:

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the newbulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy trying not to get retained.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None. They would employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate

Q: How many CJC students does it taketo change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They can't be bothered.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...

Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They THINK they are very bright already.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: *censored* the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

whoever thought of this must be crazy. some of the answers are pretty mean but all in all, they are pretty funny answers. :) i cant imagine what clara's reactions will be when she reads about her school. HAHA. no offense, dude! :))))

just keep an open mind and laugh along with me. i am proud to come from a cheenafied jc anyway. :D